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[howkickassiam]

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[howkickassiam]

Oh, no, you conveniently passed out next to a bed

[duel_wielding]

Oh. Geez. I'm embarrassed now.

[howkickassiam]

Now? You're embarrassed -now-?

[duel_wielding]

Yes. Of course.

[howkickassiam]

You're incredible

You know how you were wearing jeans when you blacked out but when you woke up you were wearing sweatpants? Nothing about that struck you?

[duel_wielding]

I haven't climbed out of bed yet.

[howkickassiam]

Okay, well

It's 'cause I took pity on you and lent you a pair of pants after you started to piss yourself

You don't need to be embarrassed around me, man, I've seen you at your lowest lows

You just can't remember them

And I've kept it that way

[duel_wielding]

I refuse to believe this reality you offer me.

[howkickassiam]

Well, that's part of why it's never come up

[duel_wielding]

If I'd actually... well, done some of that, my sister absolutely would have held it over my head forever.

[howkickassiam]

North, are you wearing sweatpants? Or jeans?

[duel_wielding]

You could have changed me into sweats for other reasons Or I could have.

[howkickassiam]

Yeah, okay, North

Anyway the foot thing was me just letting off steam

[duel_wielding]

If you're going to let off steam, just go watch Carolina more?

[howkickassiam]

I have a lot of steam built up

[duel_wielding]

Maybe there's a member of the crew that could, uh, help with that?

[howkickassiam]

If the steam builds up because of my putting up with you it's only right for me to take it out on you

[duel_wielding]

Why would you have steam building up from me?

[howkickassiam]

Well, I tried to tell you but you didn't believe me

[duel_wielding]

Tell me now. Are you just upset that you had to take care of me?

[howkickassiam]

No, man, you don't get it

You're an asshole when you're drunk, you know

[duel_wielding]

I'm sober now. So please, spell it out in small words. As if you were my sister explaining, well, literally anything to me. Like how to eat salad.

[howkickassiam]

We get drunk together. We have fun together. Then you get to where you've had so much you turn into a raging jerk. Then we argue even though I'm trying to be nice to you. Then you pass out and I write Andy on your foot. The end.

[duel_wielding]

...
I see.
I'm sorry. The last thing I want to be to you is a jerk.

[howkickassiam]

Yeah

And I think your sister hasn't brought it up because she thinks it's good for you to let off steam yourself, idk