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[howkickassiam]

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[howkickassiam]

No, man, you don't get it

You're an asshole when you're drunk, you know

[duel_wielding]

I'm sober now. So please, spell it out in small words. As if you were my sister explaining, well, literally anything to me. Like how to eat salad.

[howkickassiam]

We get drunk together. We have fun together. Then you get to where you've had so much you turn into a raging jerk. Then we argue even though I'm trying to be nice to you. Then you pass out and I write Andy on your foot. The end.

[duel_wielding]

...
I see.
I'm sorry. The last thing I want to be to you is a jerk.

[howkickassiam]

Yeah

And I think your sister hasn't brought it up because she thinks it's good for you to let off steam yourself, idk

[duel_wielding]

She's not wrong. But since it's the only way to blow off steam that isn't, well, just doing all of my job of shooting things. I don't mean it to be directed at you.

[howkickassiam]

Well, thanks, dude

Anyway the point is I think some sharpie on your foot shouldn't be that big a deal

Even if you get your foot worshipped sexually or whatever

[duel_wielding]

Dude, I'm REALLY not into foot fetish stuff. I just note that when I have guys over clothes come off and you know, they'd notice that. It would be an awkward conversation if they thought I was with a guy.

[howkickassiam]

You can tell 'em I'm Andy

I mean, that'd probably result in me getting my face beat in

[duel_wielding]

[York, you CANNOT do that to him. Because possessiveness is hot.]

You presume hook-ups would really go that hard after you?

[howkickassiam]

I assumed it was more than a hookup?

[duel_wielding]

I don't have anyone that is more than a hookup in my life right now.

[howkickassiam]

You made it sound more important than that

Why would a hookup care you have sharpie scribbled on your foot

[duel_wielding]

Most guys on the ship are a bit too awed by us for something more than that. Or too afraid of the Director getting on their ass about it.

Because it makes it look like I'm cheating if they don't know it's not marker.

[howkickassiam]

Ah

I'm going to ask something very carefully

[duel_wielding]

Yeah?

[howkickassiam]

[ He said he was going to be very careful but in the end he just jumps into it. ]

You want something more than a hookup?

[duel_wielding]

[Well that is definitely very straight.]

I mean, i would be nice. But life, it is what it is.

[howkickassiam]

North

[duel_wielding]

York.

[howkickassiam]

I'm offering myself to you, you know

[duel_wielding]

York, you're a TERRIBLE wingman.

[howkickassiam]

...

Are you pretending not to understand for reasons I don't get, or do you actually not understand

[duel_wielding]

I really don't get what you're getting at, York.

[howkickassiam]

Look, you know, it's okay, never mind

Have a good morning

Hope you're not too hungover