TFLN Responses

[howkickassiam]

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Comments

[duel_wielding]

I refuse to believe this reality you offer me.

[howkickassiam]

Well, that's part of why it's never come up

[duel_wielding]

If I'd actually... well, done some of that, my sister absolutely would have held it over my head forever.

[howkickassiam]

North, are you wearing sweatpants? Or jeans?

[duel_wielding]

You could have changed me into sweats for other reasons Or I could have.

[howkickassiam]

Yeah, okay, North

Anyway the foot thing was me just letting off steam

[duel_wielding]

If you're going to let off steam, just go watch Carolina more?

[howkickassiam]

I have a lot of steam built up

[duel_wielding]

Maybe there's a member of the crew that could, uh, help with that?

[howkickassiam]

If the steam builds up because of my putting up with you it's only right for me to take it out on you

[duel_wielding]

Why would you have steam building up from me?

[howkickassiam]

Well, I tried to tell you but you didn't believe me

[duel_wielding]

Tell me now. Are you just upset that you had to take care of me?

[howkickassiam]

No, man, you don't get it

You're an asshole when you're drunk, you know

[duel_wielding]

I'm sober now. So please, spell it out in small words. As if you were my sister explaining, well, literally anything to me. Like how to eat salad.

[howkickassiam]

We get drunk together. We have fun together. Then you get to where you've had so much you turn into a raging jerk. Then we argue even though I'm trying to be nice to you. Then you pass out and I write Andy on your foot. The end.

[duel_wielding]

...
I see.
I'm sorry. The last thing I want to be to you is a jerk.

[howkickassiam]

Yeah

And I think your sister hasn't brought it up because she thinks it's good for you to let off steam yourself, idk

[duel_wielding]

She's not wrong. But since it's the only way to blow off steam that isn't, well, just doing all of my job of shooting things. I don't mean it to be directed at you.

[howkickassiam]

Well, thanks, dude

Anyway the point is I think some sharpie on your foot shouldn't be that big a deal

Even if you get your foot worshipped sexually or whatever

[duel_wielding]

Dude, I'm REALLY not into foot fetish stuff. I just note that when I have guys over clothes come off and you know, they'd notice that. It would be an awkward conversation if they thought I was with a guy.

[howkickassiam]

You can tell 'em I'm Andy

I mean, that'd probably result in me getting my face beat in

[duel_wielding]

[York, you CANNOT do that to him. Because possessiveness is hot.]

You presume hook-ups would really go that hard after you?

[howkickassiam]

I assumed it was more than a hookup?

[duel_wielding]

I don't have anyone that is more than a hookup in my life right now.