howkickassiam | TFLN Responses

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This is for responses to the weekly TFLN meme. Feel free to browse the comments below and respond to any!

wow so I lied to an officer of the law then. not that it'd be the first time

I mean, most people wouldn't peel out of the parking lot like that immediately after talking to a cop

obviously, I'm not most people. it was that or stick around and risk him asking more questions

That's true, but you might have at least tried to look like you meant what you said. For like a block or two

[ there's a good pause before she sends her next response ]

touché.

what world did I wake up in where you're the slightly more sensible one in this conversation

Edited 2020-07-31 18:08 (UTC)

The world where you're willing to buy me a drink for offering you such good advice?

it would have been better advice before I did it in the first place, you know

but yes fine I'll buy you a drink

Edited 2020-07-31 18:31 (UTC)

I mean, a person can only yell "slow down!" so loud

slow down isn't advice it's an order! You gave an order to a person who sped away from a police officer, talk about a lost cause

I still don't know why they didn't follow us again. You got lucky

I'm going to choose to think they just saw it for the gutsy, if foolish, move it was and let me off because they had no choice but to respect it

Maybe they got a call right at that moment about some more serious crime? idek

[ He basically just dismissed her theory outright. ]

Wow you can't even let me have that huh?

[ She's offended, York. Offended. ]

I mean...no? I guess?